Anal mug

Some mornings just call for honesty, coffee, and zero fucks given. The Anal Mug is the perfect adult humor coffee cup for friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys bold, in-your-face sarcasm.

Because let’s be real: coffee goes in the mug… but sometimes life’s a little more anal.

Start your day with caffeine, chaos, and a little crude comedy — this mug won’t judge you, but everyone else might laugh.

Mucky Duck Mugs

Our Mucky Duck mugs are made to order using sturdy 11oz ceramic — the perfect size for your daily brew!

Once your order lands, we do a little happy dance 💃 and get straight to work in our cozy home studio. Each mug is lovingly crafted just for you.

Your design is sublimated onto the mug for a glossy, long-lasting finish. It’s technically dishwasher safe, but we recommend hand washing to keep it looking quacktastic for years to come. 🧼✨

The design is printed on both sides, so it looks great no matter which hand you hold it in (or which way you show it off).

Please keep in mind that colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings — but don’t worry, they always look amazing in person!

Custom orders

We love to customise so please let us know what you would like added and we will work hard to get it looking great.
Please be aware that all customised mugs will have 2 days added to the processing time.

Postage

All of our mugs are posted in a smash proof box as a second class signed for parcel.
Upgrades to postage are available at an extra cost