Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough mug

For those who like their humor bold and their coffee stronger. The Anything is a Dildo If You’re Brave Enough Mug is a hilarious, unapologetic way to start the day with a laugh. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys adult humor with a side of sass.

Please note that this mug is intended for humorous purposes only and is not intended for use as an actual sex toy. It is a light-hearted and entertaining way to bring a touch of spice to your morning routine or to share a laugh with friends. Embrace the fun side of life with the "Brave & Bold Dildo Mug" and let it serve as a reminder to approach challenges with bravery and a sense of humor.

Mucky Duck Mugs

Our Mucky Duck mugs are made to order using sturdy 11oz ceramic — the perfect size for your daily brew!

Once your order lands, we do a little happy dance 💃 and get straight to work in our cozy home studio. Each mug is lovingly crafted just for you.

Your design is sublimated onto the mug for a glossy, long-lasting finish. It’s technically dishwasher safe, but we recommend hand washing to keep it looking quacktastic for years to come. 🧼✨

The design is printed on both sides, so it looks great no matter which hand you hold it in (or which way you show it off).

Please keep in mind that colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings — but don’t worry, they always look amazing in person!

Custom orders

We love to customise so please let us know what you would like added and we will work hard to get it looking great.
Please be aware that all customised mugs will have 2 days added to the processing time.

Postage

All of our mugs are posted in a smash proof box as a second class signed for parcel.
Upgrades to postage are available at an extra cost